Making shopping for milk FUN.
-brakes sharply to take a corner by the nappy aisle
-beeps fellow first-time mum for dawdling with toddler in buggy
-flies into the check-out pit stop for refuel on ricecakes while mummy fills up the bag and pays
-and they're off again
-Team Wiggles in pole position as they race across the carpark to the cheering crowds in the family bay
-and the chequered flag is up!
(You don't have to be mad to read this blog, but it helps. If you question my sanity, go right ahead, everybody else does. Besides, what do you expect from someone who has a favourite roundabout and knows about the Roundabout Appreciation Society???)